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All that emotions intertwined into lovemaking bullshit has gone out the door after tonight
there will be no more souls being tied during our serenades,

no there wont be signs of anything and god will not be sharing a room with us looking in,

because I'm quite sure he will not be blessing my yin banging against your yang,

quite frankly I never believed in the observance of love in the bedroom anyway,

so lets just be real and call it what it is

pure adulterated fucking and me fucking you in other terms would be just fucking wrong..

so now comes the rules...

1. I will not be looking deep into your eyes and kissing you passionately to get things started kissing is for the hopeless romantic motherfuckers

2. No I will not be calling you baby in between thrust and asthmatic breaths because that's who you aren't

3. And we will not be calling out gods name during our fuck sessions because like I said before he does not bless it

4. No We will not go slow because that allows thoughts to creep in your head of what you think is love making, so we will fuck rapidly to prevent that shit

5. We will not lay glisten in sweat waiting for our breath to sync

6. We will not wash together because I don't want your dirty ass juices and suds flowing on my feet

7. And no you can't stay for a while and chill and for that matter your ass can't stay the night

8. Oh and once the condoms flushed the sessions over so don't try and restart shit cause I need my rest for the next session due to start in a hour.

9. So please make sure as you leave you pencil in our next session and until then don't contact me.

(Oh and if at any point this upsets you realize this you made this decision for us. Exclusivity just wasn't your fit.)